Monday, February 4, 2008

Daru Time

Beer contains Vitamin Pee.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your beer
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime.
I don't drink anymore. Of course, I don't drink any less, either.
I have a drink to celebrate the little things. Like Tuesdays - we only have one of those a week!
I swear to drunk I'm not God!

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