Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat when she bunjee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!